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MIGHTY CAKE EATER RECYCLED SHORTS (PLUM)

MIGHTY CAKE EATER RECYCLED SHORTS (PLUM)

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NOSTALGIA ON A PAIR OF SHORTS!
WORKOUT, RUN, LOUNGE, OR - FUCK IT - EAT CAKE IN THESE SHORTS!

Cake Eater Definition:
noun. Slang. a rich person who is spoiled, self-indulgent, or greedy
Ex: Jessie Hall (Mighty Ducks, 1992) calls Adam Banks a "Cake Eater" because he comes from the richer of the Twin Cities

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48
3XL 41 51 ⅛
  WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
XS 64 90
S 68 94
M 72 98
L 80 106
XL 88 114
2XL 96 122
3XL 104 130
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