MIGHTY CAKE EATER RECYCLED SHORTS (TEAL)
MIGHTY CAKE EATER RECYCLED SHORTS (TEAL)
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NOSTALGIA ON A PAIR OF SHORTS!
WORKOUT, RUN, LOUNGE, OR - FUCK IT - EAT CAKE IN THESE SHORTS!
Cake Eater Definition:
noun. Slang. a rich person who is spoiled, self-indulgent, or greedy
Ex: Jessie Hall (Mighty Ducks, 1992) calls Adam Banks a "Cake Eater" because he comes from the richer of the Twin Cities
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
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WORKOUT, RUN, LOUNGE, OR - FUCK IT - EAT CAKE IN THESE SHORTS!
Cake Eater Definition:
noun. Slang. a rich person who is spoiled, self-indulgent, or greedy
Ex: Jessie Hall (Mighty Ducks, 1992) calls Adam Banks a "Cake Eater" because he comes from the richer of the Twin Cities
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
S | 26 ¾ | 37 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
L | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
XL | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
2XL | 37 ¾ | 48 |
3XL | 41 | 51 ⅛ |
WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
XS | 64 | 90 |
S | 68 | 94 |
M | 72 | 98 |
L | 80 | 106 |
XL | 88 | 114 |
2XL | 96 | 122 |
3XL | 104 | 130 |